worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I want you more than these girls want KFC
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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