You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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