Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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