dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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