I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
