I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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