too bad you live with your parents still
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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