You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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