Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
