yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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