check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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