Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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