This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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