no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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