I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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