they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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