we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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