Don't you send me to vm
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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