one might say we're banned from that church
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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