So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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