how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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