Plan B is the new Plan A
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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