We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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