The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he thought i was a dude.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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