can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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