i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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