i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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