So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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