whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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