i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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