hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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