My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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