I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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