she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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