her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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