Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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