Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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