just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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