you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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