I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Found the puke drawer
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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