Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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