guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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