how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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