Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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