stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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