I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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