so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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