We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You can't special order awesome
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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