I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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what are you doing with your life
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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