He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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