Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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