that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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