he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
