STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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