i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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